2006 Subaru WRX impreza

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michael jackson edition re-buildable

A clean car hit needing a L. 3/4 front end and drivers airbag. some used parts, some new, and you can put it back to new for low dollars. Pearl black, over black leather. Runs like a scalded cat [however, no cats were harmed while forming this opinion] with it's subaru upgraded manly performance, intake, intercooler, and exhaust. Sweet deal, but forget the car. Brace yourself here. Look at the 1st picture close and you will see what appears to be, a psychic vision of michael jackson's face in the water on the hood. Look at the right side of the hood and you will see the left half of his mug after his 5th cosmetic facial sex change failure. Looks like he is in clown make-up or got into mommy's lipstick after a little too much medication. 27000 dollars and he still looks like his sister, or heath ledger's joker role in batman. we are not even charging for that! think of the bales of cash you will rake in once it breaks in the enquirer. AND there is more. guess who's cd was playing in the 6 disc changer when we cleaned the car out? you bet, none other than MJ his-self baby! It would have been better if mj had actually shown up instead of just sending photos to look at. Can you just see the king of pop bustin' out the moves around the body shop? We could put him in big puffy bedroom slippers while he moonwalks, that way he'd at least be sweeping the floor simultaneously. Quit dancing and get to work! I'm just sayin'. Time to carry your weight around here. Enough with all this little prince behavior. You can almost hear him half whispering "freaky" in his soft voice. Or,put jim gaffigan's alter ego comedian whisper in here now, and say "hey buddy,that's a little insensitive, and I like michael jackson". Well then, buy it now while you can! Forget those pesky long lotto ticket line with everyone waiting for "the big one". Your ship has just come in. It is Japanese and black. well sort of. call 1 888 852 8280 toll free for details to find out what we did and what it needs. we get great subaru pricing for parts and can set you up. credit cards accepted